In My Life

So, in the past year, I have:
-Ran a couple half marathons
-Injured myself running said half marathons.
-Drank my weight and then some in wine.
-Have cried numerous times over the pettiest shit, because I'm cool like that.
-Quite possibly wanted to murder bitches because apparently when English is one's first language, one cannot distinguish between seen and saw. Go back to elementary. Fuckwits.

I moved to Calgary again in March, then moved BACK to Grande Prairie afterward because I love pain and misery.Although, alcoholism is socially acceptable up here. I'm okay with this.

I will start blogging more often as of now, because I literally have nothing better to do with my life.

Namaste bitches,

Brennan

Wonderful

"say I am wonderful"
-Gary Go

Apparently I forgot about this. Sorry. I work 95 hours a week and make no money. Sorry bitches.

Little bit of an update:
- I hate this town with a passion
- Starbucks keep forgetting about my raise. Hence the no money thing
- There are very few gay men in this town. And none with any actual grasp on the real world.
- There isn't enough vodka. Ever. I drank all of it. And need more. Much more.

All the vodka makes me wonderful. I mean seriously. I dance, and sing, and remind my grandparents that I want a puppy everyday. In other news, Edmonton should be ready for me come next March. Cause I'll be there for sure.

This is a quick update because it is 1 And I need sleep soon.

Namaste motherfuckers.

-Brennan