Introduction, and crap

"I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency, it will be okay." - Henry Kissinger.

Let's be serious. If you weren't born into royalty, and I certainly wasn't, absolutely no one will call you "Excellency."

With that out of the way, I'm Brennan. Now, this will change your life. I'm not exactly what one would consider "stable." I keep you on your toes, I find joy in the simple things, and find myself in some pretty complex emotional situations.

That being said, who the eff cares?

I'm your typical small town gay, living in a really crappy conservative city.

21, 6'1, brown hair, blue/green eyes... We don't need to go into the rest, but my current boyfriend likes to call me #hefty. The hashtag is to be included.

I feel as though I am trying to sell myself here. What is the point of that? Most people won't even give this blog a glance. Well, peace out to you mother fuckers. I'm fucking great. Don't like it, I don't give a flying rats rip.

So, with this, I conclude the introduction. Shitty start, I know. It's 12:34 am and I just worked an 8 hour shift slinging lattes for the overly conceited and holier-than-thou's of Calgary. Bite me.

Namaste,

Brennan